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“It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning” Who’s going to win the inaugural SFO rookie draft? Find out what we think may unfold below…

Pick 1 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

With the first ever selection in a SFO Dynasty rookie draft, the Sweaty Pitts will stay the course and draft the hometown hero in the Heisman winning QB, Caleb Williams.

Pick 2 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

They’ve fended off offers all offseason for this pick. The only thing going anywhere is MHJ to their WR1 position.

Pick 3 – SPC (via Ice Cream Boys)

Enter chaos. The SPC have had a tumultuous offseason including a breakup that was more explosive than Saquon Barkely’s freshman year at Penn State. They’ve been looking to make a splash all season, and their eyes have always been set on finding someone who can command their offense. Enter Jayden Daniels. Meanwhile, lets not dance around the elephant in the room, the Ice Cream Boys need A LOT of help. They made a big move earlier this offseason to move up to this pick, but do they have buyer’s remorse? Recent reports suggest they are starting to prefer Daniels over Nabers, but I think the right offer could get them to move off this pick and recoup some value.

Pick 4 – UPC

Amidst the chaos the UPC, who own a quarter of the first round, stick and pick here at 4 and add Nabers to their young core of wide outs in Zay Flowers and Tank Dell.

Pick 5 – UPC

So nice they’ll do it twice. They made the aggressive move earlier this offseason to land this exact target. That’s not going to change now. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but draft day is proving to be a pivotal moment in this young franchise’s history.

Pick 6 – Commish (via Vice)

Sure, the commish can’t stop talking about another gunslinger in Bo Nix, but when push comes to shove he can’t hide from his one true love, Drake Maye. Vice happily moves out and recoups more value because he only seems interested in KeepTradeCut points rather than fantasy points on the virtual gridiron.

Pick 7 – Tight Cores Anonymous

Signal callers. It’s all that matters to this organization. After the now infamous deal for Justin Fields didn’t go as planned (…yet…) the upstart team drafts the player who looks the best in pads.

Pick 8 – Vice

Rounding out the end of the perceived tier break, Vice stays and takes the last remaining player in multiple Mackey Award winner Brock Bowers.

Pick 9 – North County Kid (via UPC)

Just hope you play against this team in week 6 when the Chiefs are on a bye. At the end of the day these chiefs are simply irresistible to the team up north. The UPC happily move back and accrue more draft picks to round out their roster.

Pick 10 – Commish

Speaking of irresistible, the aforementioned Bo Nix will be on Commish’s roster. End of story. In one quick swoop the Commish has totally retooled his quarterback room.

Pick 11 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

6’4 with 4.3 speed? Yeah that sounds good to the Thighs.

Pick 12 – UPC (via Ice Cream Boys)

While missing out on QB Jayden Daniels earlier in the draft, the UPC move back from pick 9 and still land a first round quarterback to round out the first twelve picks. It’s a quarterback driven league after all..

The Ice Cream Boys look forward to 2025…. or maybe 2028.