Final Mock Draft

We’re oh so close…

Pick 1 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

While lots of rumors have surrounded this pick recently, I believe one off platform bomb to Rome Odunze was enough to solidify the Sweaty Pitts to not move off of this pick, ever. Welcome to SFO, Caleb WIlliams.

Pick 2 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

Surprise! To some, maybe, but not to the Thighs who simply march to the beat of their own drum.

Pick 3 – Vice (via Ice Cream Boys)

Hello, opportunity is knocking. Vice has been rumored to be snooping around the first overall pick and if the reports are true it’s to land Marvin Harrison and not Caleb Williams. With Harrison now “falling” I expect Vice to employ something that is otherwise synonymous with the SPC, a trade backsies, and re-take the 3rd overall pick to land his number 1 prospect. Meanwhile this greatly helps the Ice Cream Boys who are rumored to be terrified to make a selection.

Pick 4 – UPC

With their top target now off the board in Malik Nabers, the UPC fill a team need and land arguably the best tight end prospect of all time.

Pick 5 – UPC

All roads lead to Rome. Their stance has been unwavering all offseason on the former huskie, and they skip over Jayden Daniels as they have something up their sleeve later in the draft…

Pick 6 – SPC (via Ice Cream Boys (via Vice))

Left hand up… The (formerly known as) SPC ownership group has doubled in DMV based power and Daniels at 1.06 is too good to be true. A splash solidifies their place in this league. Once again the Ice Cream Boys move back and acquire more assets as the rebuild is officially #on

Pick 7 – Tight Cores Anonymous

With many predicting the 1.07 pick as the wildcard of the first round, the draft board falls in their favor. Opting for stability, they choose Drake Maye over Brian Thomas Jr.

Pick 8 – Commish (via Hardbodies)

It was always Brian Thomas….. The hottest name of the past two weeks hears his named called with the 8th pick of the draft.

Pick 9 – UPC

The UPC were actively shopping the 9th pick early in the offseason, but with the recent acquisition of an early 2nd rounder they are more than happy to scoop up the top running back on the board.

Pick 10 – Commish

Facing an unexpectedly tough decision, the commish watches the clock tick down, torn as JJ McCarthy slides further than anticipated. In the end, he trusts his instincts and goes with his guy, making the pick with confidence.

Pick 11 – Irrational Confidence (via Thick Thighs Save Lives)

The man from B10 country, and not the man from KC, wins the bidding war to pick up the fastest man in NFL history. He’s flown in from Michigan for a reason, and this is it.

Pick 12 – Ice Cream Boys

Having already moved back twice this draft, its now time for the Ice Cream Shop to open business. McCarthy is the perfect rebuilding target for the shop.

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