Final Mock Draft

Round 2

Pick 1 – Ice Cream Boys (via Sweaty Pitts Anonymous)

Two scoops, please. Many believe the Ice Cream Boys are deciding between Ladd McConkey or JJ McCarthy at the 1.12 (should both be there), but with their earlier moves they no longer need to decide and land both.

Pick 2 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous (via Ice Cream Boys (via Vice))

The Pitts move back a spot and land the potential number one option for their star QB, Josh Allen.

Pick 3 – UPC

And breathe…. the UPC’s draft plan has gone to perfection and they land their man in Michael Penix Jr. They sweat out the last few picks but ultimately leave the top 15 with a QB/RB/WR/TE respectively. A new look team on and off the virtual gridiron. Not so ugly anymore…

Pick 4 – Tight Cores Anonymous

The newly mulletted man can now officially be a stan of their man, Xavier Legette.

Pick 5 – Ice Cream Boys

Ice Cream isn’t melting quite yet and lands a another player that was considered at the 1/2 turn.

Pick 6 – North County

With Aiyuk looking more likely than not to stay in San Fran, Pearsall slides down the board until the kid from North County happily picks up the man they call Slick Rick.

Pick 7 – SPC

While AD Mitchell would fit the exact mold many believe the SPC love (big, fast, flashy, moderately productive), the breakfast club narrative with Jayden Daniels is too much to pass up.

Pick 8 – North County Kid

Mock 1.0 is the same as Mock 2.0 here. They already have Kyren 1.0, why not take Kyren 2.0.

Pick 9 – Commish

Rinse, repeat. “Those that bathe together bask in the glory of victory together.” – The ‘Shower Narrative’ is alive and well in Denver and Commish lands Bo Nix’s number one from Oregon.

Pick 10 – Hardbodies

A ‘value daddy’ takes the value here.

Pick 11 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

The Pitts can’t believe their luck as Polk falls to them at the end of the 2nd round.

Pick 12 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

Although the quad man, AJ Dillon, is reportedly in the ‘best shape of his life’, the Pitts continue to retool their RB room and take the man they predict to take over Dillon’s role as the “1B” in this Packer’s running game.