Final Mock Draft

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Round 3

Let’s add the existing Free Agents to the player pool. Will it change much? Only a little, we predict.


Pick 1 – Hardbodies

Pick 3.01

Hardbodies

An ideal running back for the Harbodies. No one likes cheap runners more.

Pick 2 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

Pick 3.02

Thick Thighs

The Rat is sky rocketing up draft boards in recent days with some believing he may even land in the 2nd round. We’re not as bullish on that narrative but do believe he goes higher than many else would expect here.

Pick 3 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

Pick 3.OH!3

Thick Thighs

Nice legs, touchdowns make a man go. Can Javon Baker be the touchdown-maker for the Thighs?

Pick 4 – Tight Cores

Pick 3.04

Tight Cores

The Cores now own the New England QB room. Perfectly balanced as all thing should be.

Pick 5 – Irrational Confidence

Pick 3.05

Irrational

I mean the guy really loves tight ends, and the NFL picked this guy in the 2nd round. Simple stuff.

Pick 6 – North County

Pick 3.06

North County

The real number one on that Washington Huskies offense? North County thinks so

Pick 7 – KySol

Pick 3.07

KySol

The big bodied Breece Hall backup fits just a bit too well…The champ secures their number one target.

Pick 8 – Hardbodies Only

Pick 3.08

Hardbodies

We’re not wavering on this one in Mock 2.0. The Hardbodies land the Tee Higgins replacement to pair with their real slim shady QB, Joe Burrow.

Pick 9 – Commish

Pick 3.09

Commish

Once again…. THE Cade Stover pick.

Pick 10 – North County

Pick 3.10

North County

North County gets a slightly better price on the potential #2 in Pittsburgh

Pick 11 – North County

Pick 3.11

North County

Not much changing here. North County is hoping Ja’Tavion can keep the candle lit for Travis Kelce once he becomes a full time backup dancer on the Eras tour.

Pick 12 – KySol

Pick 3.12

KySol

The biggest faller in the draft amidst rumors he may not make the Chargers roster. However, as those rumors start to dissipate the champ picks up the back who could one day carry the rock for the Jim Harbaugh and Greg Roman offense.

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