Friday Mailbag – 9/23

Welcome to our weekly mailbag. Lots of really tremendous questions sent in this week so let’s get to them. We’ll start off with some of the submissions from Twitter followed by a few sent in from anonymous but loyal fans.

Answer: Trick question, none of them. If I had to pick who’s most vulnerable to missing though I’d go with A Shot and a Beer. We all know what can happen when you start the pregame too early… ah being young… great times… better women of the night… REBECCA I still think about YOU!!!!!!!

Answer: It’s a results based business and up until this point we haven’t seen the results even though there’s been plenty of promise. Be on the look out for a shake up of this roster in the coming weeks based on what I’ve been hearing from my sources.

Answer: The Globetrotters. Style, grace, and the ultimate winning mentality. Something that seems lost on the youths these days…

Answer: Credit is earned, not given. If staying amongst the top of the power rankings isn’t enough validation for Bread ‘N’ Butter then they should go fishing in a barrel. Where I so far have lacked to give enough credit is how stylish their merchandise is. Join the party here

Who’s your dark horse championship contender through two weeks?

Anonymous

Answer: The Big Dawgs. We have a sense something brewing for this franchise. Speaking of brewing, try out my brand new American Lager at participating Chili’s restaurants later this fall.

What happened between you and your now ex-wife Jane?

Anonymous

Answer: Wow, I wasn’t expecting this. I’m a bit of a wreck now but I must continue on for our readers. Sometimes you grow apart, especially after the 48 hrs in total we knew each other in Las Vegas. I’ll never forget about you Jane and hope one day to see you again at Johnny Rockets sipping on your milkshake at the end of the bar. Ugh. I’m lonely.

Where does McTango’s Kryptonite go from here after their torrid start?

Anonymous

Answer: They’re reigning champions for a reason. If you think this team is going to fold over like a lawn chair you’re in for a rude awakening. Don’t be surprised to see this franchise make a major splash if things continue on this trajectory.

What do you make of the Clunge’s long con of Travis Etienne?

Anonymous

Answer: Keep counting him out, and all he continues to do is produce. No, I’m not talking about Travis Etienne, we’re talking about the bowling ball that is James Robinson. That safety net may be just what they need to show to investors to stick around a bit longer because right now their 5 year plan is looking to set them back 20.

Any favorite teams in the league you find yourself rooting for on Sunday?

Anonymous

Answer: Of course not. Fact based and unbiased journalism reigns supreme here at Picked Off Magazine.

Is there any way back for Untethered Rage after the commissioners actions earlier this season?

Anonymous

Answer: Sure.

Well that was fun.. I guess. Still in pain looks like I need a McTango Lager earlier than I thought today. Keep those questions coming in using #PickedOffMailbag and we’ll be back again next week.

For now,