It’s 5 o’clock somewhere…

Round 2

The people (or person) asked, and like the post man we here at Picked Off Magazine always (sometimes) deliver. For ease of use we’re not adding any additional trade proposals for the later rounds even though the moves will be flying…

Pick 1 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

The RB slander will not go any further. Jonathan brooks, prepare your deodorant because you sir, are a Sweaty Pitt.

Pick 2 – Vice

He’s a good Ladd, loves his mama. Loves football and SFO too. Ladd is no longer free fallin’ as Vice scoops up the potential number one option for Justin Herbert.

Pick 3 – Commish

Slick Ricky. The Aiyuk and/or Deebo heir apparent fits just right on the commissioner’s team. I mean we’ve all seen that one handed catch, right?

Pick 4 – Tight Cores Anonymous

It was always Legette. Some reports suggest the Cores even considered Legette at the 1.07.

Pick 5 – Ice Cream Boys

They need help at every position, why not take the number two RB off the board after a slight slide…

Pick 6 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

Reports out of Buffalo keep talking about Coleman’s personality, but what about his play on the field? He slides down the SFO board but the Pitts are happy to take the potential number one option for their star QB, Josh Allen.

Pick 7 – Hardbodies Only

Polk projects to be a quarterback’s best friend. At pick 2.07 he’ll also be the Hardbodies best friend as they finally dip their toes into the 2024 Rookie Draft.

Pick 8 – North County Kid

They already have Kyren 1.0, why not take Kyren 2.0.

Pick 9 – UPC

Run the damn ball. The Chargers plan to. We’re predicting Vidal to shoot up the draft board once the training camp hype starts to leak out. After the first two rounds the UPC has one question to ask. Who’s got it better than us?

Pick 10 – SPC

6’2 with 4.3 speed. Yeah, that also sounds pretty good to the Sexy Peoples Club. 9.97 Raw Athletic Score. Mhmm, that’ll do..

Pick 11 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

“Those that bathe together bask in the glory of victory together.” – The ‘Shower Narrative’ is alive and well in Denver and the Pitts take a chance at Bo Nix’s potential number one option in speedster Franklin.

Pick 12 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

Although the quad man, AJ Dillon, is reportedly in the ‘best shape of his life’, the Pitts continue to retool their RB room and take the man they predict to take over Dillon’s role as the “1B” in this Packer’s running game.