It’s 5 o’clock somewhere…

Round 3

Let’s add the existing Free Agents to the player pool. Will it change much? Only a little, we predict.

Pick 1 – Tight Cores Anonymous

The move was controversial at the time, but the Cores are always ten steps ahead as they moved back from the 2.11 to the 3.01 so they land their man, Jacoby.

Pick 2 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

He run fast. Team fast. Fast players good. Lets not overthink this one.

Pick 3 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

Nice legs, touchdowns make a man go. Can Javon Baker be the touchdown-maker for the Thighs?

Pick 4 – SPC

‘YAC-god’ / ‘Deebo Jr.’ fits right in with Deebo Sr. on the SPC.

Pick 5 – Irrational Confidence

The (former?) Tight End U gets back to their roots with their first selection of the 2024 draft.

Pick 6 – North County

The kid from North County is hoping for a lot of R(ussell) Wilson to R(oman) Wilson connections in Pittsburgh this year.

Pick 7 – KySol

And with the seventh pick in the 2024 SFO Rookie Draft the inaugural champion selects, Jalen McMillan, receiver, Washington. All teams are now officially on the board.

Pick 8 – Hardbodies Only

The Hardbodies land the Tee Higgins replacement to pair with their real slim shady QB, Joe Burrow.

Pick 9 – Commish

THE Cade Stover pick.

Pick 10 – North County

I mean his brother is pretty good, right?

Pick 11 – North County

The combine heard around the world. One day in Indianapolis tanked the draft stock of the star Longhorn tight end. The kid from North County is hoping Ja’Tavion could hold the candle for Travis Kelce once he becomes a full time backup dancer on the Eras tour.

Pick 12 – KySol

The youngest player in the draft fits in nicely on the champ’s team where he can back up star RB Breece Hall just like he does in New Jersey.