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Round 4

Seriously you’re still reading? Don’t you have something better to do?

Pick 1 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

Some chatter out of Denver is estimating that Audric may have a big role in the Sean Payton led offense.

Pick 2 – Thick Thighs Save Lives

Have you seen how far this guy can throw a football? The Thighs have. Let’s just say they’re not so convinced on that pretty boy from UNC.

Pick 3 – Vice

The old man from Kentucky could help take the load off of Josh Allen’s redzone usage.

Pick 4 – UPC

Another Raven joins the room adding to established members in Lamar Jackson and Zay Flowers.

Pick 5 – Irrational Confidence

Time to dip back into the free agent pool. In limited time this wideout turned a few heads in Green Bay.

Pick 6 – Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

Could he be the Giants RB1? Does anyone care about that role? The Pitts do.

Pick 7 – Commish

I mean he can’t resist, can he?

Pick 8 – SPC

If he’s 1/408th of the player his father was, the SPC will be very happy.

Pick 9 – Ice Cream Boys

With the now infamous departure of George Kittle, the Ice Cream Boys look to fill up their cup with a tight end they hope can be Giant for their future.

Pick 10 – Vice

Noted slow and small running back lover, Vice, lands his man in Bucky Irving at the end of the draft.

Pick 11 – Hardbodies Only

With the penultimate pick in the rookie draft, the Hardbodies select the next Elijah Mitchell. Or at least the first Isaac Guerendo.

Pick 12 – KySol

This is the end. The Coastal Athletic Association’s CMC.