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Midseason Report – SFO Inaugural Season

Seabass McTango
Read Time:4 Minute, 56 Second

The time is now, the ‘Bass is here. We’re reaching the halfway mark of the season and these teams are starting to take shape like a Coors Light in mah belly. Think you’re a contender? Listen and read below to see what yours truly and an Anonymous GM in SFO who was generous enough to lend us their time think…

SFO Midseason Report – SFO Podcast

Midseason Report on the status of SFO Dynasty. 
Intro: 0:00-2:26
Tight Cores (and ranking theory): 2:26-8:49
RIP Tony: 8:49-13.35
North County: 13:35-17:30
Hardbodies: 17:30-22:10
Ugly People's Club: 22:10-28:24
Ice Cream Boiii: 28:24-31:14
Sweaty Pitts: 31:14-35:51
Sexy People's Club: 35:51-41:37
Thick Thighs: 41:37-45:38
Commish: 45:38-52:07
Vice: 52:07-55:45
KySol: 55:45-59:55
Contender, Pretenders: 59:55-1:07:35
Playoff Predictions: 1:07:35-1:10

Tight Cores Anonymous

Results

Week 1Tight Cores 124.60Vice 131.64
Week 2Tight Cores 115.70KySol 204.5
Week 3Tight Cores 135.34Sweaty Pitts 85.34
Week 4Tight Cores 147.56Commish 92.42
Week 5Tight Cores 119.74Thick Thighs 78.36
Week 6Tight Cores 120.16North County 126.20
Week 7Tight Cores 126.82RIP Tony 144.04
3-4, 6th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Justin Fields
Jerome Ford
Jakobi Meyers

Tua Tagovailoa
Mike Evans

Status:

Tony is Dead to Me

Results

Week 1RIP Tony 107.12North County 116.04
Week 2RIP Tony 151.28Thick Thighs 125.66
Week 3RIP Tony 125.16Commish 171.44
Week 4RIP Tony 161.94UPC 94.74
Week 5RIP Tony 83.70SPC 134.60
Week 6RIP Tony 100.26Vice 135.20
Week 7RIP Tony 144.04Tight Cores 126.82
3-4, 8th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Jordan Love
James Cook
Matt Stafford
Jahmyr Gibbs
Stefon Diggs
Mike Evans

Travis Kelce
Brock Purdy
Anthony Richardson
Matt Stafford
Mike Evans
Jonathan Taylor

Status:

Token North County Kid

Results

Week 1North County 116.04RIP Tony 107.12
Week 2North County 134.28Commish 139.48
Week 3North County 203.42Thick Thighs 116.26
Week 4North County 138.68SPC 88.20
Week 5North County 193.56UPC 148.30
Week 6North County 126.20Tight Cores 120.16
Week 7North County 140.36Vice 152.00
5-2, 3rd Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Davante Adams
Stefon Diggs
Alexander Mattison
Travis Kelce
DJ Moore
David Montgomery Appreciation Society

Jaxon Smith-Njibga
Christian Watson
Stefon Diggs


Status:

Hardbodies Only

Results

Week 1Hardbodies 109.92Ice Cream 102.92
Week 2Hardbodies 169.42SPC 120.98
Week 3Hardbodies 109.52UPC 108.98
Week 4Hardbodies 123.50KySol 164.80
Week 5Hardbodies 128.72Sweaty Pitts 127.34
Week 6Hardbodies 109.94Commish 131.74
Week 7Hardbodies 129.72Thick Thighs 97.20
5-2, 5th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Patrick Mahomes
Joe Burrow
Geno Smith
Derrick Henry
Chris Godwin

Justin Fields
Deshaun Watson
Geno Smith
Jerome Ford
Jordan Addison
Michael Pittman
Jakobi Meyers

Status:

Ugly People’s Club

Results

Week 1UPC 98.76SPC 143.68
Week 2UPC 90.08Ice Cream 110.92
Week 3UPC 108.98Hardbodies 109.52
Week 4UPC 94.74RIP Tony 161.94
Week 5UPC 148.30North County 193.56
Week 6UPC 103.06Sweaty Pitts 73.78
Week 7UPC 124.08KySol 141.64
1-6, 11th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Picks
Baby, Picks

AJ Brown
Adam Thielen

Status:

Ice Cream Boiii

Results

Week 1Ice Cream 102.96Hardbodies 109.92
Week 2Ice Cream 110.92UPC 90.08
Week 3Ice Cream 131.20SPC 152.12
Week 4Ice Cream 86.52Sweaty Pitts 109.46
Week 5Ice Cream 184.36KySol 131.86
Week 6Ice Cream 142.78Thick Thighs 83.24
Week 7Ice Cream 118.76Commish 126.04
3-4, 7th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Adam Thielen
Saquon Barkley
George Pickens
Michael Pittman

Jahmyr Gibbs
Derrick Henry
Dalton Kincaid
Jameson Williams

Status:

Sweaty Pitts Anonymous

Results

Week 1Sweaty Pitts 69.64KySol 106.30
Week 2Sweaty Pitts 134.08Vice 138.46
Week 3Sweaty Pitts 85.34Tight Cores 135.34
Week 4Sweaty Pitts 109.46Ice Cream 86.52
Week 5Sweaty Pitts 127.34Hardbodies 128.72
Week 6Sweaty Pitts 73.78UPC 103.06
Week 7Sweaty Pitts 116.04SPC 106.52
2-5, 10th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Christian Watson
Khalil Herbert
Pat Freiermuth

DJ Moore
David Montgomery Appreciation Society
Diontae Johnson

Status:

Sexy People’s Club

Results

Week 1SPC 143.68Former SPC 98.76
Week 2SPC 120.98Hardbodies 169.42
Week 3SPC 152.12Ice Cream 131.20
Week 4SPC 88.20North County 138.68
Week 5SPC 134.60RIP Tony 83.7
Week 6SPC 117.52KySol 136.68
Week 7SPC 106.52Sweaty Pitts 116.04
3-4, 9th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Jahmyr Gibbs
Matt Stafford
Tyreek Hill
Darren Waller
Jameson Williams
Mike Evans
Anthony Richardson

Jahmyr Gibbs
Jordan Love
Matt Stafford
Stefon Diggs
Sam LaPorta
Courtland Sutton
Alexander Mattison

Status:

Thick Thighs Save Lives

Results

Week 1Thick Thighs 96.44Commish 106.28
Week 2Thick Thighs 125.66RIP Tony 151.28
Week 3Thick Thighs 116.26North County 203.42
Week 4Thick Thighs 96.24Vice 148.26
Week 5Thick Thighs 78.36Tight Cores 119.74
Week 6Thick Thighs 83.24Ice Cream 142.78
Week 7Thick Thighs 97.20Hardbodies 129.72
0-7, 12th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Deshaun Watson
Jameson WIlliams

Patrick Mahomes
Saquon Barkley
Geoge Pickens
Jameson Williams

Status:

Commissioner W.

Results

Week 1Commissioner W. 106.28Thick Thighs 96.44
Week 2Commissioner W. 139.48North County 134.28
Week 3Commissioner W. 171.44RIP Tony 125.16
Week 4Commissioner W. 92.42Tight Cores 147.56
Week 5Commissioner W. 137.3Vice 108.26
Week 6Commissioner W. 131.74Hardbodies 109.94
Week 7Commissioner W. 126.04Ice Cream 118.76
6-1, 2nd Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Jaxon Smith-Njibga
Geno Smith
Jordan Addison
Jaylen Warren
Tua Tagovailoa
Jerome Ford
Treylon Burks
Sam Darnold

Geno Smith
Mike Evans
Joe Burrow
Marquise Brown
Tua Tagovailoa
Jerome Ford
Drake London
Jonathan Mingo

Status:

Vice

Results

Week 1Vice 131.64Tight Cores 124.6
Week 2Vice 138.46Sweaty Pitts 134.08
Week 3Vice 111.32KySol 144.4
Week 4Vice 148.26Thick Thighs 96.24
Week 5Vice 108.26Commissioner W. 137.3
Week 6Vice 135.2RIP Tony 100.26
Week 7Vice 152.0North County 140.36
5-2, 5th Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Jaxon Smith-Njibga
Marquise Brown
Jonathan Taylor
AJ Brown
Diontae Johnson
Dalton Kincaid

Jaxon Smith-Njibga
Davante Adams
James Cook
Jaylen Warren
Chris Godwin

Status:

KySol

Results

Week 1KySol 106.30Sweaty Pitts 69.64
Week 2KySol 204.50Tight Cores 115.70
Week 3KySol 144.40Vice 111.32
Week 4KySol 164.80Hardbodies 123.50
Week 5KySol 131.86Ice Cream 184.36
Week 6KySol 136.68SPC 117.52
Week 7KySol 141.64UPC 124.08
6-1, 1st Place

Trades:

Key Player Additions / Subtractions

Tua Tagovailoa
Drake London
Courtland Sutton
Sam LaPorta

Jimmy Garoppolo
Treylon Burks
Darren Waller

Status:

As always, anything for SFO Dynasty,
– Seabass

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