Mock Draft

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The team here at Picked Off Magazine have been all over the country this preseason getting first hand looks at how some of these teams are preparing to build their rosters this upcoming season.

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Our investigative work along with our predictive analysis has lead us to what we believe will be the most accurate prediction of how the draft will pan out in a few days time. Without further ado here’s our projected starters, and full results and prices follow below:

Projected full rosters and prices:

Our team has run countless simulations and analysis to come to these incredibly accurate results

You may be asking yourself is there any method behind the madness? With the team we’ve constructed here over the years at Picked Off Magazine the answer is always yes. Question our team of celibate spreadsheet warriors all you want, but our connections close to each front offices tell us each team has not been shy this year on letting everyone know who “Their Guys” are.

Biggest Winners and Losers

The 2022 Dad Bods Mock Draft is in the books, and it delivered plenty of surprises and big moments. Sure some of these names have fallen to the teams we’ve always expected them to land with, but for that price? See below for some of the biggest winners and losers throughout the festivities.

Winner: The Crockpot Boys

Courtland Sutton, Wide Receiver Extraordinaire

For weeks, Courtland Sutton going to The Crockpot Boys has felt like a foregone conclusion. Our predictive analysis has come to that same forgone conclusion and gives The Crockpot Boys the steal of the Mock Draft at $35

Potential Loser: Oprah’s Clunge Fans

Heavy Load Carrier, Najee Harris

We’ll never shame someone for going out and getting “Their Guy”, but at what cost? For $85 the Clunge simply could not resist the bid button after engaging in heavy back and forth battle with The IC Lighters. With each passing year it becomes harder and harder to continue to support this franchise. If there’s any fans still out there, lets hope they get the help they need.

Winner: Team Diversity

Frequent Crown Wearer, Derrick Henry

The band is back together again, and there’s something to be said about team continuity.

Loser: The Big Dawgs

Kyle Pitts, questionably a Tight End

See Oprah’s Clunge above.

While this is only a mock, its’ accuracy is unmatched. Sound off in the comments on your favorite winners and losers…

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