Power Rankings (Offseason)
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- The Crockpot Boys – They’re hungrier than Kelvin Benjamin at a Golden Corral this year, and in their eyes have the keeper of the year in CeeDee Lamb
- Team Scully & P_NGM_N – Keeping Justin Jefferson for $2 is only the second best thing to happen to this team this offseason. They’ve also acquired the tallest owner in the league, and you can’t teach height
- McTango’s Kryptonite – The reigning champ, need I say more?
- Show-ers Anonymous – Ja’Marr Chase for the next 12 years is terrifying for the rest of the league, and Show-ers Nation is excited for the upcoming season.
- The Conglomerate – Like a fine wine these two owners seem to get better with age. Excited to see what they have in store for us this year.
- Team Diversity – Throwing this team a bone here, their season rests on the decision they make before anyone is even drafted. Will they keep Two Girl, One Kupp or King Henry.
- My Wife Left Me – A team with historically good ownership looks to steady the waters after some murky seasons.
- The Big DAWGS – This team can only go up from last season. Luckily for them it will be to hard to spend $65 dollars on Calvin Ridley this year.
- A Shot and a Beer – The most polarizing team in the league faced a lot of adversity this offseason with rumors swirling about a potential split. Will they band together like brothers, or rip apart at the seams.
- Oprah’s Clunge – They’ll need to make a splash this season after being to scared to even dip their toes in the water in years past. Enough is enough, the Clunge need to find a way to be a contender this year instead of perennial pretenders.
- IC Ligthers – A owner that’s been known to get the most out of their players finds themselves at the bottom of these power rankings. Luckily a QB upgrade in Seattle could help last year’s keeper DK Metcalf go to the next level.
Unranked:Hips and Nips – Questions of commitment linger around the commissioner and his prisoner teammate Anthony about the upcoming season. It’s put up or shut up time (hopefully they finally shut up) for this smelly duo as they continue to play on a razors edge between tolerable and laughing stock.
