The Trade Heard Around the World

That’s right. Ladies and gentleman we have our first trade of the year and oh boy talk about a blockbuster! Reports lead us to believe these trade conversations have been happening for weeks, but with questions of the Sun God’s, Amon-Ra St. Brown, health being asked this week the conversations accelerated.

Full details of the blockbuster here:

One thing we would like to note is how this trade was streamlined by the commissioner himself seemingly as no veto period was recognized by most league owners.

Suspicious? Somewhat. Expected from these owners? Not unless you’ve been living under a rock since the league’s inception. Either way the facts of the matter are that young rookie Romeo Doubs has joined Untethered Rage with veteran pass catching back Nyheim Hines being sent back to the IC Lighters in return.

Untethered Rage adds some necessary depth in their wide receiver room in hopes that Romeo, oh Romeo, is their ex-quarterback Juliet Aaron Rodgers forbidden love this season. This Juliet is already known to exile their family so we here at Picked Off Magazine see no reason why they won’t try it again in Lambeau Field.

Nyheim Hines added a top level insurance plan to the IC Lighters to protect their star keeper Jonathan Taylor. They say to never trust someone with two first names and clearly this is why the IC Lighters moved to make that insurance claim.

Any winners or losers to this deal? I’m sure everyone is quite enthralled by this exciting deal. Sound off in the comments below.